Results
We managed to obtain some actual ECG probes from the IHC in Provo, and hooked them up to our homemade ECG machine. Our readings came out a bit better. We kept thought we were runing into bugs, but it turns out we only thought it was messed up because we were using MY heart to test it out. (My heart is messed up, not our machine).
So here is my scan (click any of the images to see larger):
And here is Jake's:

So here is my scan (click any of the images to see larger):
And here is Jake's:

I got a program for my phone which will show ECG readings for different heart conditions, so I'm trying to self-diagnose here. If anyone knows a cardiologist, send them along to this site and have them take a look!
Interestingly, when Jake came near the leads while I was testing, the test would get all noisy and distorted like this:

Interestingly, when Jake came near the leads while I was testing, the test would get all noisy and distorted like this:

I'd surely like to know why that is.
Note that Jake's heart rate shows 65.5 beats per minute. This is pretty accurate and is a fairly normal heart rate. He claims good breeding. My heart rate shows 103 in the first picture and 63 in the second (distorted) picture. My actual heart rate was a little higher - around 80 or so.
If any of you are interested, here are some resources for reading ECGs (if you would like to dignose me!):
How to read an ECG
A really basic ECG primer
Note that Jake's heart rate shows 65.5 beats per minute. This is pretty accurate and is a fairly normal heart rate. He claims good breeding. My heart rate shows 103 in the first picture and 63 in the second (distorted) picture. My actual heart rate was a little higher - around 80 or so.
If any of you are interested, here are some resources for reading ECGs (if you would like to dignose me!):
How to read an ECG
A really basic ECG primer






