I don't care about that [17 Mar 2005|12:07am] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | Muse - Symmetry Box ] "Do I look fat?"     The most dreaded of all the dreaded questions to be asked.  The  problem with this question is that there is no way to answer it and keep the peace.  The question might as well be phrased as "hey I want to get into a fight, but you throw the first punch!"     The trap is set.     Although it seems like the correct response, if the questioned ventures a "no," then he is met with the accusation that he is "just saying that to be nice" and doesn't really mean it.  The more daring who give the "yes" answer are also met with a confrontation for obvious reasons.     If the questioner is not determined, then the only way out is a light hearted anecdote or joke.  "Oh you're phat alright - that's P - H phat, not the other one!  Oh yeah!  Hey, let's make out."  This is your only hope, but since most girls who ask this question are only looking for a fight, they will not let you get away so easily.     I am not married, nor have I ( ... onward! ) 5 comments|post comment

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