My boss wants to get a new rabbit (when his current one dies), and is investigating how to import a rare breed from the UK. What's so special about this breed? Besides it's dis-proportionate ears, it's big enough to eat a small child!
Apparently, though, the bigger the rabbit - the lazier. So, as my boss put it "How freakin' cool would it be to have a huge lazy rabbit just sitting around the house all the time?! Small children could take rides on it!"